Because it’s 6 in the morning and I’m bored.
See, unlike your normal kid, I’m a graduate and don’t belong at school at this time. What a shame!
Anyway, this place is looking old so I’m just throwing out random themes right now until I find one I like so if you stumble upon this place and you’re having a total freak out, then shut up – It’s probably not permanent. So NYEH!
I’m going back to look for more themes and hopefully I’ll find something I like. Bai bai.
There’s nothing like a good song! And that was nothing like a good song.
~ Sundae, Ronald Mcdonald’s dog.
Guys, today has been a very busy day and let me just say that I am sitting here with a headache and I really want candy but SOMEONE hasn’t come back with it yet. Fail.
So, anyway, yes, today I bought my cap and gown for my graduation next Wednesday. Eek! I just have so much to do and not enough time to do it!
Well, actually, I don’t have anything to do and all the time in the world to do it. How’s that for life, eh?
Random note: I can get my permit this month. Jeez, it only took a year later than other kids who got their when they were 16, or 15, or whatever age they were at when they got it.
“Oh Spins, you can’t drive yet? Aha! Baby!”
AHAHAHA YOU’RE SO DANG FUNNY IT’S REALLY TRUE, I AM A BABY BECAUSE THE LAW REQUIRES I BE OLDER THAN 16 TO GET MY PERMIT HERE HAHAHAHAHA!
Well joke’s on you. I don’t want to drive a car nor do I have any interest on learning. Instead, I wish to ride a motorcycle.
Ah, can’t you just picture it? I’m just riding down the street, revving the engine of my awesome bike. People will stare. They’ll say things.
“There goes the coolest girl in college.”
“Yeah, just look at her bike.”
“Yeah, she’s really someth- Haha! She totally just skidded out of control and fell over! HA-HA SUCKER!”
On second thought, maybe a bike wouldn’t be the best idea… Doesn’t matter, I’m getting one anyway.
What was I talking about?
I have an actual idea for this entry! Huzzah!
So for the past few days I’ve had a song in my head. Perhaps you’ve heard of it. It’s called “Red High Heels.” The singer goes by the name Kellie Pickler.
Listen here, Kellie, you’ve got yourself a problem on your hands. Because Spins has heard one of your songs, and everyone knows that Spins likes to poke fun at things that have no defense system.
Otherwise known as a bully.
Sorry, trying to work on that. Anyway…
I am going to go through the song lyrics and… Write about them. I suppose I’ll give my personal opinion on it, you know, for fun.
Here’s the song for your enjoyment:
Okay, so the video is kind of… Well, you know, your typical GIRL POWER video in which the girl basically says “I’ve had enough of you, I’m gonna go have some fun.”
Here she is walking around in her house. Okay, so you can tell something is wrong here just from the first line of the song:
Baby I’ve got plans tonight you don’t know nothing about.”
Well… He kind of knows about them now, since you just told him! Why don’t you try thinking before you blurt out the secret, eh!? Not to mention the double negative. You pretty much told him that he DOES know something about the plans he knew nothing about which… Kind of proves my point in the first place so maybe that was intentional?
Okay, you’re excused from this part, Pickle. I mean, Pickler. Just watch yourself…
The next part of the song states that she’s been waiting around for this guy and trying to figure him out.
“But you say that you’ll call and you don’t and I’m spinnin my wheels.”
There’s a word to describe someone like him, Miss Kellie. It’s called Liar. And if you’re so very anxious to talk to him, I’m sure you’d call him instead.
But no! Instead of doing the logical thing, she finds her red high heels and goes out. You know, that was the plan that her boyfriend knew nothing about until she told him.
Anyway, at this part of the video, she’s at her boyfriend’s football practice in her fancy red heels. Well jeez, he’s kind of in the middle of practicing, don’t you think some consideration could have been taken into respect? Not to mention you come marching in uninvited, shove some poor guy who has nothing to do with it out of your way, and emasculate your boyfriend in front of all his football buddies by pushing him around. And to top it all off, you take his foot ball and you kick it away from him. Not only is it probably impossible for you to make that shot in your red heels, but now someone is gonna have to walk all the way over there and all the way back just to get the ball back. You know, cause you kicked it. When you weren’t even invited to play. FOR SHAME.
Let’s look at memorable lyrics here.
I’m gonna call up that old boyfriend you said still has it bad for me
I’m gonna take him into town, flaunt him around for everyone to see
Let me just say, you’re flaunting your old boyfriend for everyone to see, right? Well there’s a reason he’s an OLD boyfriend, Honey. You just haven’t remembered it yet. Oh, but you will. Just keep flaunting him around and I’m sure it will come to you.
Nobody holds a candle to me, in my red high heels.
Well well well. Look who thinks highly of herself! Well let me tell you something Pickle! I mean, Pickler, I know people who CAN hold a candle to you, and very easily I might add.
Like myself. I’m pretty freakin’ awesome. Just saaaying.
Let’s move on.
Next comes the chorus, which must have taken a lot of thought… Yeah… And more shoving towards her boyfriend, who I guess is now her ex. Man, if I were him, I wouldn’t let her push me around like that. It’d be like, “BISH PLZ!” and just walk away.
Oh, nothing too special here, just talk about how she has found her GIRL POWER and how he’s gonna miss her. So she gets in her car and drives off with all her friends.
Now they’re just cruising along in her car while she’s singing and grooving with her friends.
All those games you tried to play well they ain’t gonna work on me now.
…You mean his football game? Yeah, you kind of ruined that for him.
She takes this moment, while driving, to apply lipstick in her side mirror. Way to go, dude. Way. To. Go. Not only did you succeed in ruining your boyfriend’s football game, you’re also putting your life, and the life of others, in jeopardy by applying lipstick, especially when you already have some on. Oh yeah, that’s REAL smart.
GIRL POWER!
I put a barb wired fence around my heart, baby just to keep you out.
Clever, nice lyric. But you know, and maybe this is just me, but if you’re so intent on telling this guy he’s out, you should probably stop referring to him as “baby.” It might cause mixed signals. Just a thought.
So, the rest of the song after that is pretty much the chorus repeating itself. In the video, she and her friends go off to a club and start having fun, and she gets up on stage and starts singing her song and all that jazz. Her boyfriend comes up and tries to get in, but the bouncer’s like, “No way bub. Get outta my face.” And so, as she and her friends are in there partying, he sits outside, seemingly reflecting on how it was a mistake to keep her waiting.
You know, if he didn’t really pay all that much attention to her in the first place, he probably wouldn’t even care that much now. But maybe that’s also just me.
So, after repeating the chorus a few times, the song ends, with her still up on stage.
Yeah yeah, so, now that I’ve over analyzed the song, how did it rate?
Well, I’m slightly ashamed to tell you that I actually kind of like this song. I can’t help it, it’s unbearably catchy. You’ve done well, Miss Pickler. Congratulations to you.
Meanwhile, I myself have kind of enjoyed blogging this song. Maybe if it hits well, I’ll do more in the future.
Anyway, I’m leaving. Bai bai!
Fez: Long distance relationships don’t work, just ask my girlfriend back home.
Eric: Fez, you have a girlfriend back home?
Fez: No, didn’t you listen? Long distance relationships don’t work.
~ Fez.
Guys, it’s time for another one of my fantastic entries on… Boredom.
But before we get to that, I’m going to point out a few things.
First, that 70s Show is on, hence, the quote. I love this show. My favorite episode is on. YAY!
Secondly, I’m going to be doing final roll call for the whole graduation party thing soon, so if you’re definitely going, be sure to let me know.
Actually, I might just create an event on Facebook over it. Might make it easier to keep track.
Where was I? Oh yeah, boredom.
In order to cure your boredom, you must know and understand what boredom is.
[bawr-duh
m, bohr-]
Spins: Midna, go away, I don’t like you.
Mom: You only hate her because she’s black. Her fur, that is.
Spins: Are you implying that I’m racist towards my dog?
Mom: Exactly.
Guys I’m bored, and while cleaning my room kept me busy for some time, it wasn’t enough to keep my busy for ALL of my time. Cause you know, once dirty things that you clean, are indeed clean and therefore don’t need to be cleaned.
See what I mean?
Also, I’m super tired so please forgive me if this entry makes no sense. See, I fell asleep at 6 this morning…
Only to be awoken at 8. LOVELY!
So… What was I writing about? Oh right, nothing.
I finally turned in my money to my grad nite, (Disneyland, WOO!) and once I did that they gave me a permission slip to fill out.
First off… If I paid my money already, I don’t think it’s necessary to ask permission to go on said trip….
Secondly… They didn’t proof read the permission slip so it says the following sentence:
“Bring your own money if you wish to perches food.”
Really guys? Perches? I want to buy food, not go catching a fish. Although, this did cause me quite an amount of laughter, so I guess you are forgiven.
So… What was the point of this entry again?
Oh yeah! Boredom. Go solve it.
By cooking tacos.
That’s right. If you’re too lazy to make actual tacos,then go make tacos online! It’s fun, it’s easy, and it’s addicting.
Oh, wait. I made an error. It’s fun, it’s not that easy, and it’s SUPER MACHO ADDICTING!
See that? Manly announcer’s voice was needed.
Now, I shall link you, and you must cook the tacos. Do it, now. Or I’ll find you. >_>
Now, if you’re STILL bored after that, or you didn’t bother to try it, then I have good news for you.
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
<_< Yeah, I’m also bored. What gave it away?
Anyway, what you can do to solve your boredom if tacos aren’t doing it for you is go onto cracked.com. It’s seriously like, the top place for procrastination and entertainment. What goes together better than those two?
Milk and cookies.
Cake and frosting.
Ice cream and french fries.
Lamb and Tuna Fish.
Alright, I get the point! Jeez!
And if you’re STILL bored after that… Here’s a video!
And if you’re STILL BORED…. Sucks to be you!
Hey guys, I’m just here to help my lovely sister Bryenne because explaining it all through text would be… Uh…
Difficult…. >.>
Feel free to ignore this everyone else. Bry, you pay attention.
Now, welcome to Spins’ School of Smarts. Not to be confused with Spins’ School of Sarcasm or Spins’ School of (common) Sense. Today’s lesson is inserting pictures into your bloog.
I mean, blog. Yes, blog.
First off, it is not required to upload your pictures to WordPress. What you must first do is go to your facebook pictures and right click on the picture you want, and open it in a new tab. (It’s easier this way, I think.) Once you do that, you’re going to want to get the image URL, so right click on the picture and go to View Image Info, Like so:
Now! Once you’ve clicked on that, you will be taken to a new miniature window, and it SHOULD have the image URL already hi-lighted. If not, just keep scrolling until you find it. A preview of the picture will appear in the bottom of the box:
When you find the URL, right click it and click copy.
THEN! Go to your blog and click on new post, yadda ya you know this part. Now, once at your new post, go up to where it says Upload/Insert and click on the first picture, which is Add an Image. Click on that, and click on “From URL.” it will look like this:
Like I said in the picture, paste the link you copied into that box, give it a random name, like My Preggo Belly Brother or something silly, then click Insert Into Post.
If you’ve done everything correctly, it should look like this:
Voila!
Easy Peasy!
This ends today’s lesson.
Fair well!
Spins: I knew the bowling ball was the weapon the whole time!
FF: You’re smart!
Spins: I am!
FF: <_<
Spins: I knew a bowling ball wasnt the murder weapon the whole time!
FF: xD of course you did
Spins: IM SMART!
FF: Yesh
Spins: I knew the murder weapon was a kid’s bowling ball!
FF: …
Spins: It’s true! I did!
FF: Sure!!
Spins: I knew the murder weapon wasn’t a child’s bowling ball and instead a motorcycle helmet!
FF: Yep! I knew you knew!
Spins: YAY ME!
~Spins is pretty smart.
Obviously, this entry, like two previous before it, will contain spoilers. I assume you didn’t need me to remind you, because you’re a smart little devil, aren’t you? Well, in case you aren’t, here’s your warning: SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS. Get out of here ya hobos!
Now now, children, I bet you’re all wondering what has Spins jumping up and down and squealing like a giddy little school girl.
Well? What is it Spins!? Is it that full glass of Dr. Pepper and those two pieces of pizza that you’re nomming on!?
Well… Yes, actually. But that’s not the main reason!
Soooooo tonight was the Bones Season finale, which I’m sure you all know. Last week they were all getting over the death of beloved Mr. Nigel-Murray, and Booth finally caught the sniper Brodski or whatever his fishy name was. Yes yes, this was all reason to cheer. Of course, neither of these things were what the Bones fans were gossiping about. Did “it” really happen?
And by “it”, I do NOT mean that Booth confessed his secret desire to be an exotic dancer in the Makapoopoo Islands.
Although, it would make an excellent spin-off series. >_> I’d pay money just to see it.
…That’s not what I’m here for. Bad Spins!
Anyway, this week was the season finale! And there’s something smelly going on in the bowling alley…
And by smelly, I don’t mean someone forgot to wear his socks.
Actually, I DO mean that. The whole reason the victim was killed was because he didn’t wear socks in his bowling shoes. Stupid reason, I know.
So besides that, the big news!
Angela and Hodgins finally had their baby!
It was funny. Hodgins is goes insane every time Angela walks into the room.
Hodgins: BABY TIME!?
Angela: No.
And when Angela finally goes into labor, and Hodgins is calm for once. And thus, the following conversation:
Hodgins: Okay Babe… I am completely calm.
Angela: GET THE CAR!
Hodgins: OKAY! *runs out the door.* WHERE THE HAIL ARE MY KEYS?!
I lmao’d.
Anyway, after more hilarity, the baby is finally born! And I forgot to mention this, but their baby had a 25% chance of being born blind.
Well, he wasn’t blind! Hoorah!
They named him Micheal…Uh…. some other name, Vincent Hodgins. AWWWWH!
Now, for the best part.
Booth and Brennan are walking home and Booth notices something is wrong. Booth thinks she’s worried about the newborn baby still so he tries to comfort her. And THAT’S when she drops the bomb.
“I’m pregnant Booth. You’re the father.”
I was like: 
Yes, it is abnormally large.
AND THEN I WAS LIKE!
Guys I’m going to tell you right now: I have never been so happy!
I seriously squealed out loud and skipped down the hall. I was that excited.
I think Booth was happy too, cause his reactions were exactly the same as mine, I kid you not.
So!!!!! What did you think!? Did you watch it!? If not, we can’t be friends anymore. Sorry!
End Spoilers.
Actually, since I don’t have much to talk about these days… Bye!
Jack: *Picks up bottle of cat treats.*
Spins: Don’t smell those.
Jack: *Brings bottle to nose and instantly takes it away.*
Spins: What did I just say?
~ Whoo smelly!
Guys it is finally Thursday, and lemme just tell you I’m SO excited. Why? Because Bones just started so I have no idea what’s going to happen. Yay Bones!
Also, get ready for my graduation ceremony. I don’t care if you aren’t going to be there, get ready for it anyway. I need to get ready for it also but every hairstyle I try just doesn’t work out for me. Ugh. Just shave my head plz. Kthnx. Seriously, I’m dreading this graduation for this reason, because I can’t find a dang hairstyle that looks good on me.
Nevermind the fact that I don’t look good with anything anyway.
*Low Self Esteem Moment.*
^ That’s not fishing for compliments, btw. Don’t mention it.
Also!
Wait, there is no also. I haven’t decided on what else to write yet…
Uh….
Nope! Got nothing. Now onto Bones.
WARNING: THIS PART OF THE ENTRY WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS. NOW JUST HURRY YOURSELF UP AND LEAVE CAUSE THE PARTY IS NOW ONLY FOR BONES FANS.
So…? Anyway watch it yet? Well, that’s okay. I’ll say it.
I was right. Vincent Nigel Murray is now dead.
It was absolutely heart breaking. The bullet he took was meant for Booth. It was so sad!!
I mean, his last words before he went!
“I don’t want to leave this place. I love it here. Please don’t make me go.”
Even Mom saw it. It was awful!
Well, in answer to other questions…. Yes, they did finally get the sniper guy who’s name I can’t spell. Good riddance. He irritates me to no end.
Now, the question everyone wants to know: Did Booth and Bones get together?
Well… I don’t know and probably not.
We all know how Bones is. But next week’s episode! Just wait for it!
End Spoilers.
Okay! I’m leaving, because I want this posted before my internet is out.
R.I.P Vincent Nigel-Murray. I’ve always loved you!
Spins: Every Color quiz I take ends up with yellow.
FF: It’s a sign.
Spins: That I should…?
FF: Wear more yellow…?
Spins: Oh good, I thought you were telling me to become Asian. >_>
~ Oops.
Guys, I’m going to do something I haven’t really done all that much…
Get ready for… BONES!
Yes guys. Bones. It’s very possible that Thursday’s episode, The Sign in the Silence, was the BEST episode ever. And if you didn’t catch it then… Sad. Go die. Now. We can’t be friends anymore.
If you didn’t catch it because you were being abducted and probed by aliens, (which, really, isn’t all that much of an excuse either) then you are forgiven.
Speaking of which, there’s totally a 1 dollar theater where I live. Get in for less than 5 bucks! Whoa!
Also, I saw Paul. Hardy har har.
Anyway, back to Bones. The episode was fantastic, and even if you don’t like Bones, you should watch it anyway.
Also, that’s not strictly what I wanted to talk about. I’m sure all of us Bones fans have seen the latest promo for next week’s. And if not, then let me help you out a bit.
^ If that doesn’t actually show up as a video, then just follow the link. Jeez lazy.
Now, you’re going to- Hang on. Shannon has let a cat into my room.
Okay, that’s over. Anyway, now you’re going to want to watch the promo before reading the rest of this entry. Go on, go ahead. I’ll wait.
Just kidding, I won’t wait. I did warn you.
THIS PART OF THE ENTRY WILL CONTAIN SOME SPOILERS TO THOSE WHO DIDN’T SEE THE PROMO OR THOSE WHO ARE SO DUMB THAT THEY HAVEN’T SEEN BONES AT ALL.
If you’re anything like me, then the one thing that stood out in that promo was…
The fact that Vincent Nigel Murray was wearing some sort of dinosaur costume.
And if you’re anything like everybody else, then you would have noticed that SOMEONE DOESN’T SURVIVE THE NIGHT!
Oh dang!
Now I’ve heard many people discussing on who they think is going to die. Oh, it’s Cam! No, it’s Sweets! It can’t be Hodgins! He’s a father! Omg omg omg!
First off… Shut it. Aunt Spins here will tell you exactly what’s going down. And as we all know…
Moooooooothaaaaaaah knows best!
Take it from your Mumsy. This is how it’s going down. Cam isn’t going to be the one who is going to die. If they wanted Cam dead, they would have killed her back in season… 2, I think it was, when she got poisoned. Yeah? Make sense? Of course it does.
Secondly, no, it probably won’t be Hodgins. Hodgins is win and the show will drop 400,000,000,000,000,000 viewers if they kill him off. they don’t even HAVE that many viewers. Jeez.
Thirdly, it could quite possibly be Sweets. I wouldn’t put it past them, nor should you. But Sweets has suffered a lot, so I don’t think it’ll be him.
Fourth:????
Finally, we come to Vincent Nigel Murray.
<– This guy.
It’s gonna be him.
Actually, no, I don’t know that. But it seems to be the most likely. He’s not a main character and so there won’t be many reactions to him dying. Of course, using this logic, it could easily mean that they won’t kill him off and kill off Booth or something. But nah, it seems like it’ll be him.
Which is sad. I like this guy.
I wish they killed off Fisher.
<— Lame.
Oh, I forgot Caroline. It quite possibly could be her too. She’s been on the show long enough, long enough for people to be all, “WHAT THE HAIL NAH BISH!”
At least, pretty sure.
Anyway, anyone have any thoughts on it?
Spins: I made a mess grating cheese. Do you think anyone would notice?
Jack: No, just blame Shannon.
Spins: Shannon can’t grate cheese.
Jack: Sh! They don’t know that.
Spins: Yeah, they kind of do!
Jack: Tell em you taught her last week.
Spins: Sounds good.
~ Cheesiness.
Ladies and gentlemen I have big news: I just got Falcon punched.
See, I was playing as the Ice Climbers and I went to go knock out Ganondorf but Captain Falcon was like, “NAH BETCH!” and knocked me out.
I was like: 
Srsly.
On that note, I’m back from Vegas!
Actually, I’ve been back since before Easter but Shhhh…. No one has to know.
Anyway, I don’t actually have big news. That’s just to catch your attention. My news is basically, I don’t want to blog video games anymore. No no, it’s no one’s fault… Bry. But more often than not I find myself dreading doing it, so I don’t really want to do it anymore. I will however find something more interesting to do.
Which, now that I think about it, I will probably also get bored of.
Oh well, I’ll find something to do. Maybe I’ll just post random situations I’ve been in and my thoughts on it.
Hey Spins! That’s called blogging!
What? No it’s not. It’s completely different.
No it’s not.
Shut up your face.
Anyway, I don’t really have much to say after this. My pinky is dead, if that counts.
It’s true, I had a funeral for it and everything. Nothing could save it, it’s gone now.
*Removes hat.*
Anyway, something tells me no one will be too disappointed about the blog. If they are, well then, they’re just big babies.
So yes, I have nothing to say now. So go on, and go back to what you were doing. Questions? Ask em. Don’t expect an answer though.
…
Actually I probably will answer them, so yeah.
Fact: Puppies barking excessively annoy the crap out of me. One of my top pet peeves.
‘Nother Fact: I didn’t post a new blog last week, I know. I’m sorry, I was busy.
Okay, I was busy and I’m not sorry. But I just didn’t feel like doing it so nyeh, I didn’t do it.
Besides, you wanted KH2, you’re getting it. I DO remember telling you that if I did KH then there would be less blogs all around. I WARNED YOU.
So this almost means that I probably won’t be updating this week, or next week. Next week I’ll be in Vegas and I need today and tomorrow to get ready since I’m leaving after school. So yes, sorry about that.
Okay, so Im not really sorry about that either, there ya happy?
